Pokemon: BLOOD Edition
I'm what you call a hardcore gamer, playing the greatest shooters like CoD and Battlefield. But when I was a kid, I played gay babby games like Pokémon and Mario. When I went to GameStop (my shop of choice) I saw a weird Pokémon game! It was black and red and the label said "Pokémon BLOOD edition". I took the Pokémon BLOOD edition to the cashier, but he said for him to take it for free! I went home and put the cartridge in my GameCube and turned on my n64. The Gameboy started up and played the regular Pokémon X and Y intro. But the screen was covered in BLOOD.I was shocked, for this reminded me of CoD games instead of Babby games! I named my character Shadow from my favorite Mario game. When I started it up, there was no music. The music consisted of beeps and boops. I went out to Prof Oak to get my Pokémon. It was black and red and named DEAD. My rival (Dicks) took a skeleton! I was getting really freaked out!